about
Started way back when, this website was an attempt at preserving my sanity. I have yet to determine whether or not it has succeeded.
About me: I’m 30 years old and enjoy spending my days in a small cubicle, pounding away on a computer so that our share price doesn’t drop. The rest of the time, I fantasize about running away to a desert island (with an internet connection) where I can spend many a happy day entertaining you all. Alternatively, if say Tina Fey or Ellen DeGeneres wishes to hire me to write for 30 Rock or the Oprah Show, I wouldn’t slap them at the suggestion. And finally, I’m always more than willing to write a screenplay (say “Juno’s Revenge”) in the event that someone out there wants to read it.
I tend to be very needy so feel free to write/ email/ stalk me. I look forward to future restraining orders between us…
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